Replies to post #530097 on Tornado Alley (PROG)

[rooster]

I may are you?

[Zorax]

The family grifters want your down payment now, but the service and phones won't be available until at least sept. 2025.
So put your money down now and wait way past september for the sca... err phone.
Notice how no one is saying much that hardly anyone received their gold tennies? No refunds.

[blackhawks]

Trump Mobile will offer 5G service in partnership with existing major cellular carriers. Give me a parody voice mail with Trump as the voice response 'I'm not available..........'

Thank you for calling Trump Mobile—the greatest, most tremendous mobile service in history. I’m not available right now—probably out making deals, winning bigly, or maybe just golfing at one of my beautiful courses. Leave a message after the beep, and if it’s important—very important—I’ll call you back. If it’s fake news, don’t even bother. Believe me, nobody returns calls better than me. Tremendous service. Beep!

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