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Create parody song using lyrics and melody from Break my Stride for Trump's strangest dream starting with 'I put tariffs on china....'

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Absolutely! Here’s a playful parody of “Break My Stride” using the melody and structure of the original, themed around Donald Trump having a surreal dream about putting tariffs on China. Enjoy!

Trump’s Strangest Dream (Tariffs on China)
Verse 1:
Last night I had the strangest dream,
I put tariffs on China,
They tried to sell me soybeans,
But I said, “No deal, not gonna!”
Xi Jinping was on the phone,
He said, “Donald, please be fair!”
But I built a wall of paperwork
And taxed their underwear!

Chorus:
Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my trade war,
Nobody’s gonna slow me down—oh no!
I’ve got to raise those fees!
Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my trade war,
I’m tweeting and I won’t back down—oh no!
I’ve got to tax Chinese teas!

Verse 2:
I put a tariff on their sneakers,
And a tariff on their toys,
Even tried to tax their TikTok,
And their knock-off action boys.
The White House turned to gold,
From all the tariff cash,
But then I woke up sweating,
With a MAGA hat and sash!

Chorus:
Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my trade war,
Nobody’s gonna slow me down—oh no!
I’ve got to raise those fees!
Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my trade war,
I’m tweeting and I won’t back down—oh no!
I’ve got to tax Chinese teas!

Bridge:
Oh, I had a Big Mac in my hand,
And a tariff master plan,
But then I saw a fortune cookie,
Said “Wake up, Don, while you can!”

Chorus:
Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my trade war,
Nobody’s gonna slow me down—oh no!
I’ve got to raise those fees!
Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my trade war,
I’m tweeting and I won’t back down—oh no!
I’ve got to tax Chinese teas!