Hap, stop blaming everyone, especially that driver, for all the world's problems. Just pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
Several weeks ago, you didn't blame newmedman when he posted this remark about your wife:
"I imagine her pussy looks like an old catcher's mitt, and if you stick your hand up her skirt, it feels like you're feeding a pony. Or, at least, like a bulldog eating mayonnaise."