does your wife change your diapers or do you change her's for her? Do you both change your own? Is there a special waste receptacle in the bathroom for them? Serious questions from a 50 something. I don't know how it will be when I'm 150.
True love and all aside, you gotta admit that dude is really creepy. He even admitted that he sponsored youth talent shows so he could see the teens naked and inspect their bodies. Howard Stern, look it up yourself, I don't promote pedophilia here.
You and him are a pair of sick motherfuckers, no matter what side of the tracks you stand on.