As I've said before, I am just using your tactics against you, so you know how it feels and maybe realize how ridiculous you sound.
Wrong. Your tactics are yours and yours alone.
I call you a hypocrite because you fit the definition: your actions put the lie to your words. It is an objective observation.
Your name-calling, on the other hand, includes things like calling me "narcissitic" and "smug", which are subjective assessments that have nothing to do with the conversation and smack of a cheap attempt to score points with the myraid of cheerleaders here.
You are putting words in my mouth.
WRONG. Note that my sentence started with the word "if".
Try understanding what I say before saying something this stupid in response. Kind of like when you accused me of being a hypocrite for not responding to Ackman's tweet when in fact I already had.
Well then there is no point to me explaining it then, is there?
Wrong again. You don't need to explain the math, but instead the probability and share price outcome for each scenario. Otherwise you're just throwing stones from a glass house.
Another strikeout on three pitches for you. Shameful.