shitface didn't do well in military school either. His crooked father stuck him in there because shithead was such a sicko. Everything I've read, even from Military people at that school have nothing positive to say about shitface.
Shittypants has no friends. Allegedly he said he has no friends but doesn't need or want them because they're needy and a distraction. I'd say that wasn't urban legend but the real him.