Willie Nelson - Always On My Mind parody lyrics...tampons, transvestites, were always on my mind.
AI, I'm lovin' you more and more....Perplexity turned me down. Bard said 'let's give it a shot'.
(Music starts with the familiar "Always On My Mind" piano intro)
(Verse 1)
Maybe I didn't treat you like I should have
Maybe I was too busy, misunderstood
Maybe I didn't tell you every single day
That you were the one, in a special way
(Chorus)
Tampons and transvestites, were always on my mind
Running through my thoughts, a crazy kind
Of obsession, a constant, weird refrain
Tampons and transvestites, driving me insane
(Verse 2)
Maybe I forgot your birthday, I confess
Maybe I was distracted, I can't express
The turmoil in my brain, the constant fight
Between normalcy and this strange, strange light
(Chorus)
Tampons and transvestites, were always on my mind
Running through my thoughts, a crazy kind
Of obsession, a constant, weird refrain
Tampons and transvestites, driving me insane
(Bridge)
I know I've caused you pain, I see it in your eyes
But these thoughts they haunt me, no matter how I try
To push them far away, to make them disappear
But they linger in my head, fueling all my fear
(Chorus)
Tampons and transvestites, were always on my mind
Running through my thoughts, a crazy kind
Of obsession, a constant, weird refrain
Tampons and transvestites, driving me insane