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[arizona1]

According to my favorite cusser of all time, Jeff Tiedrich.....this is his learned opinion.

as another stupid week comes to a close here in America, let’s look back at some of the highlights.

monday: how do we keep the stupid from falling off the edge?

on Monday, noted astrophysicist and renaissance woman Candace Owens graced us with a few pearls of wisdom regarding the shape of our home planet.

“I’m not a flat-earther, I’m not a round-earther. actually what I am is somebody who has left the cult of science.”

pro tip: science doesn’t give a shit whether or not you believe in it — and yo, Candace: leaving the quote-unquote “cult of science” for the warm embrace of the cult of an 88-criminal count narcoleptic fart-factory is not the flex you imagine it is.

but I need to know more about what Candace believes about the shape of the Earth. if it’s not round or flat, what is it?

maybe it’s a parabola. is it a parabola, Candace?

wait, is the Earth an n-dimensional hypercube? because that would be fucking awesome.
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