LOLOL it wasn't lobster but it was crab legs and I was with my big buddy at the time out in DeKalb at Northern Illinois University. It wasn't my idea but we went to a chinese buffet and destroyed five steam pans full of them.
They stopped putting them out and handed us a bill which was uncommon because we already paid. It was just a sign for us to leave.. LOL we went and hit the soft serve machine up for all it was worth and made the most incredible sundaes that were available to us before we left.
Granted, he was a ton bigger than I was but that was our moment that we always high fived over. We always joked about who ate the most that night and he did, hands down, but I stood my ground and tried to keep him in check.
I was just on go. This bit came before our little soirée but I'm pretty sure that's what we were going for.
That dude had a most wanted poster at buffets all over town.