LOL I never said my mom was completely sane.. I use hypoallergenic soap in the shower as well. Like I said, I changed everything. Still put some deodorant in my armpits though.. It helps somedays but after I quit boozing my sweat doesn't smell like a brewery anymore, so it's more just a habit than anything else.
I don't use cologne unless it's an important day and even then it's just a quick squirt. Working in office buildings and motels as long as I did there were people who could just burn your nose up on elevators. I'd rather smell their hairy ass than that crap they bathe themselves in.