LOL I close the toilet every time I use it because I don't want the dog or cat to be drinking out of there. I also sit down to pee because I don't like having to wipe up piss sprinkles everywhere. It was just a habit I got into because my ex complained enough to make me realize the mess I made.
Sometimes after a rough night I had bad aim and she really lit me up for having to put her bare feet in a puddle.
It's funny now because after the guys come over, I check out the bathroom and find myself being kind of disgusted at them too for having to wipe up the residuals...🤮
I never complain like her though, I don't want to challenge anyone's man card.