LOL That was back in our party time days... One time I was playing great and was 3 under through the 8th hole which was a par 5, playing about 550 yards.
Perfect drive and then I hit one of the most pure 4 woods of my life that carried about 260 yards and wound up around 18 inches from the hole. While everyone else was playing out, I jumped into my buddy's cart for the ride up to the green because I normally walked and knew I had some time to kill.
In that span of a few minutes I took a few pulls off the crown royal bottle, shotgunned two beers and took a couple big hits of mother nature's finest. When I got out of the cart I knew I was cooked but still excited and talking a bunch of trash for how close I hit the ball.
While the others putted out I started getting a little more dizzy. When I finally got over the ball for the tap in, I scuffed my putter behind it, hit it like 8 feet past the hole and went on with three more putts from there for a bogey and the rest of my evening fell apart from there. I carded an 89 after being 3 under through 7.
They were voting that night to give me the hat for the rest of the season regardless of what others in my group did. 🤠 😬
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