Replies to post #443414 on Tornado Alley (PROG)

[arizona1]

It was a six week course if I remember. The day I had to quit was like cold turkey all over again like I hadn't learned anything. It took a really long time not to crave cigarettes. They're very addicting. The only good thing is if you just don't buy any, they're not in the house when the cravings are the worst.

[12yearplan]

Have you considered an extended holiday?;

A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit….

Man: “Hi! Am I ever happy to see you.”

Girl: “Hi! It seems like you’ve been here a long time. How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette?”

Man: “It’s been ten years!” With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.

Man: “Oh thank you so much!”

Girl: “So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?”

Man: “It’s been ten years” The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.

Man: “Oh… thank you so much. You are like a miracle!”

Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] “So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?”

Man: “Oh, my God, don’t tell me you’ve got a set of golf clubs in there too?!”