You guys think the short numbers mean something. Remember the new short is an honest, hardworking short, with a wife, 2.3 kids, 1.3 dogs, 0.8 cats, mows the lawn with a push mower, shovels the sidewalk, and appreciates a good mulch.
"Honey, I'm home", BBBY Shorty announces after a day's shorting BBBY. He makes good money, but gives 10% to the church.