LOL good luck man. The first thing they do here is whip out a razor and start shaving us if there's any hair in the way. They don't even ask questions.
Unless it's a real trauma, like the night I tumbled at the lake and got 23 staples in my skull. The doc at the hospital just started hammering me like I was a piece of upholstery. LOL It was brutal and I had to wait a week before I could even get my head wet to clean up my hair.
This last time I got three screws in my shoulder brother. Nobody even told me about a pain pack or whatever the heck that even is. I was rehabbing immediately and I still do my exercises because I don't think I'm 100% yet but I do feel stronger than even before the accident. The best I got was some Naproxen or Ibuprofen horse pills. They wouldn't even hit me with the good stuff.
It aches a little but so does the rest of me lol. I take some aspirin now if I get out of sorts, or a Tylenol PM or two if I need to force sleep. cannabis edibles/oil don't hurt the cause either.