CUSTOMER: [Yelling.] What? I came in here for an argument! ABUSE MAN: [Apologetic.] Oh! Oh. I’m sorry! This is abuse. CUSTOMER: Oh! [Audience laughter.] Oh I see! Well that explains it. [Audience Laughter.] ABUSE MAN: Yes. No, you want twelve A next door. CUSTOMER: I see. ABUSE MAN: Yeah. CUSTOMER: Sorry! ABUSE MAN: Not at all! That’s alright. [Audience laughter. The door closes.] Stupid git.