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QuasimodoJones

08/26/01 11:28 PM

#3255 RE: Indy708 #3253

Indy...Meme...Rocks...gahh

Egads, Madame Meme. Is that the sound of hair growing on your lovely "White Shoulders" I hear, and why do you reek with the odor of testosterone?

My God, Indy! You truly are un barbare!!

"What...did you hear something...wait...yes...that's it...I distinctly hear the theme from "Rocky" playing in the distance...

Ah, yes, my Sweat; and, as the sun rises once more over the Phillie Museum, a diminutive figure lopes exultant up the steps...only to stop dead as Meme, in russet mantle clad, puts Da Stallion to shame (and such a thing, for such a swan to do!) and passes Stallone, leaving him to mope away sobbing, Aaaadrienne....

I'm so glad I'm appropriately dressed in little jogging shorts.

I hope those are the ones that say Monday in the back?...in itty bitty sequins?...in cursive style?...with petals in the 'O'?...and taffeta?

I'm going to do a lap around my computer.

Yeah, I know what ya meme, I got my joystick in my lap, too...oh, you said around your computer, *sorry*.

White Shoulders is certainly nice, but personally, I'm partial to a single drop of Clear Water placed delicately in that most demure of deltas just above the, uh, the...hmmmm...Victoria's Secret label.