There were these friends who played golf together
every Saturday. One Saturday they were getting
ready to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked if he
could join them.The friends looked at each other
and then looked at the guy and said, "Sure."
So they teed off. About two holes into the game,
the friends got curious about what the guy did for
a living. So they asked him. The stranger told
them he was a hitman. The friends all laughed.
The guy said, "No really, I'm a hitman. My gun is
in my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can
take a look at it if you'd like."
So one of the friends decided to check it out. He
opened the bag and, sure enough, there was a
rifle with a huge scope attached it. He got all
excited and said, "WOW! I bet I can see my
house through here! May I look?" The hit man
replied, "Sure."
So the guy looked for a second and said, "YEAH!
I can see my house! I can even see through the
windows into my bedroom. There's my wife, naked.
Isn't she beautiful? WAIT! There's my next-door
neighbor! And he's naked too!"
This really upset the guy, so he asked the hitman
how much it would be for a hit. The hitman replied,
"I get $1000 every time I pull the trigger."
The guy responded, "One thousand dollars? Well,
okay. I want two hits. I want you to shoot my wife
right in the mouth. She's always nagging at me
and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot
my neighbor in the penis, just for screwing around
with my wife."
The hit man agreed. He geared up and looked
through the scope. He was looking for about five
minutes until finally the man started to get really
impatient and asked, "What are you waiting for?"
The hitman replied, "Just hold on ... I'm a about
to save you a thousand bucks!"
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