You are raising false equivalency to an art form. Fingerpaints, maybe, but refrigerator level humor.
I like your flourish of both sides being equally at fault, then you go after Hillary, hunter, the Lindbergh baby, and Rin Tin Tin, etc. then giving the only guy that has an actual warrant a full pass. Dude, in your fake neutrality, I actually believe you have fooled yourself but no one else is fooled in the least. You are flaming out as a troll, and that is a pretty low bar on IHUB.