Hey, I smoked some crack too! But it really was just freebase, I liked the pure cocaine. Not the shit that they sold to you on the corners.
don't be jealous if I got all your friends high too. I'm sorry you couldn't afford it and they stomped all over your sack but it's just the way things go.
quit crying to me because your ass hurts. I'm in no mood for games today. I'm 200 miles from home and pretty fucking pissed that you snowflakes won't come out in the rain after you begged me to be here.
I could be back home smoking cocaine and getting laid but instead I'm laughing my ass off at all you butt nuggets. Whiny little babies, all of you. I know a five year old with autism that cries less than you do. He's going to be president someday and that little fucker knows more than you can admit in your old life.
he's sharp as a tack and talks better than your heroes do.