LOL Maybe there weren't any straight faces when it was writtent. Good pick though as it wasn't exactly true either. That said, the article was in essence a High Court of Australia v SCOTUS effort.
For the heck of it let's see what Google says up-front: Your guys grab five, or six
with at top of mine there - Top 5 Supreme Court Scandals .. looks six .. Wishing Washington Dead, Justice Rutledge Gets the Boot Justice McReynolds, the Equal-Opportunity Bigot Justice Hugo Black, Ku Klux Klan Leader Justice Fortas Denies Taking Bribes but Still Quits Clarence Thomas, Anita Hill, and the NAACP Justice Brett Kavanaugh Overcomes Sexual Assault Claims https://www.thoughtco.com/worst-supreme-court-scandals-4177469
A Sexual Harasser Spent Years on Australia’s Top Court, an Inquiry Finds Dyson Heydon, a judge on the country’s highest court for a decade, harassed at least six women, a court inquiry found. He has denied the accusations. By Damien Cave and Isabella Kwai June 23, 2020 https://www.nytimes.com/2020/06/23/world/australia/dyson-heydon-high-court-metoo.html
LOL, We probably have more too. Heh, i actually only posted it to agree with your anti-lifetime appointment stance.