Accurate description IS one of my fortes.
And your wish list is a hash of wishful thinking based upon misinformation and prejudices.
That Republicans' noses ARE in Trump's butt is reason enough to vote against the Party of feckless, phony, 'stop the steal', voter suppressing, insurrection supporting, junk science proponents.
Regardless how it turns out the GOP IS the Party of insurrection supporting treason weasels and complete f'ing morons.