Did you copy this from the Onion? Seriously, how about, instead, take the number of Biden votes, then subtract that from the total to see how many Trump actually had.
This is the third type of lie.
Bush lost to Gore, Trump lost to Clinton, Trump lost to Biden. If you don't like the facts, you don't get to then invent an alternative set of "facts" - because they're not facts, they're bullshit.