Japanese steakhouse around here are some of the best meals I can come across and they all come with noodles. The Chinese use rice which I also enjoy but what the fuck man? We're all gonna go the way of the dodo regardless.
I do just get the dried noodles in 10 packs but sometimes I don't even cook them and munch on them like chips. If that's going to kill me then I should have been planted years ago.