[Verse 1] In the town of old Kenosha marched some troubled rogues one day Held hammers high above their heads, and looking for affray No one dared to ask their business, no one dared to make a din Save for one young man among them with an AR on a sling AR on a sling
[Verse 2] In this town, there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red Many soy boys were among them, as were trannies overfed They were vicious, prone to violence, burning gas stations and more And their leader rode a skateboard rolling swiftly on the floor Swiftly on the floor
[Verse 3] Now the young man started talkin', made it plain to folks around He was there to stop the mob from burnin' businesses to ground Didn't look like much the tough guy, 'cept for one important thing And the thing, of course, an AR riding tautly on a sling Tautly on a sling
[Verse 4] Now the night was passing quickly as the mob moved wielding flame And the youth called out to halt them as they spotted him as game He was running down the pavement, when a lout caused him to trip And tempted the soy leader with a skateboard on his hip Skateboard on his hip
[Verse 5] It was over in a moment as the folks gathered around The skater sought the rifle as the youth lay on the ground Oh, he might've went on livin', but forgot one major thing And he fell down, shot dead by the kid with an AR on a sling AR on a sling
[Outro] AR, AR He fell down, shot dead by the kid with an AR on a sling AR on a sling