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[teapeebubbles]

A man was visiting his elderly neighbour and was given a
tour of his home. In the den was a stuffed lion. The
neighbor asked, "When did you bag him?"

The old man said proudly, "That was three years ago,
when I went hunting with my ex-wife."

"What's he stuffed with?" asked the neighbour.

"My ex-wife," replied the old man.