Hopefully at least part of this blog has found its way to Cruz's attention:
Cruz and others view the new ads as just another step towards emasculating the U.S. military in favor of diversity and inclusion. Those critics, which include such paragons of male virtue as Cruz, Tucker Carlson, and the My Pillow Guy, are confident actions like allowing women in combat arms, updating maternity flight suits, and these latest Army recruiting ads make America less safe.
“Every day China and Russia are putting out grade-A, hard dick-inducing content and definitely not compensating for anything,” said Cruz. “We’ll never win this global dick-measuring contest if we kowtow to the libs and stay flaccid.”
At press time, Cruz had been admitted to Walter Reed Hospital after watching the Marine Corps “Slaying a Fire Dragon” commercial for more than four hours.