Cheney and Manchin announce Historic run for the White House!
Left and Right Unite in First true Bipartisan Crusade in History..
Yes its finally happened, the left and right are truely united in the same cause......
Cheney and Manchin announced their their historic run for the White House, Not only are they from opposing sides of the Isle and a male female mixed ticket, the also say they will share the presidential duties, operating on a weekly alternating basis.
Mitch says 100% effort will be given to obstructing this outrage, Schumer is working with him to make a bill that will outlaw the blasphemy,,,,,McCarthy and Pelosi have been seen eating dinner together all week...
Politicians from the right are vying for time on CNN and MSNBC, vice versa for members from the left to be on Fox, parent companies for both media channels are working on a merger...Members from both sides of the Isle are sending a Unified message that these two must be stopped! The Union itself depends on it!
Any vote on the upcoming legislation to cancel these two cancelled candidates is expected to be unanimous, no member of the house or senate has come out against any legislation the leaders may author..In fact, every member wants their name listed as a cosponsor..
No polling has been done as to the will of the people on this matter, nor will it be says all major polling firms, saying we dont care what people think on this matter, our very existence is a stake.
Think Tanks are merging from both sides to come up with talking points and strategy..... The remaining Koch brother and George Soros have joined forces and say they will spend their entire fortunes and even borrow money which the banks say they will do with no interest charged and even loan forgiveness on the table..Corporations are selling stock at a record pace, Ceos giving up entire years salarly to flood the system with dark money.
State legislatures too are united crafting laws on a state level banning the thought of bipartisan tickets and cancelled candidates rights...Laws to keep this from being recorded and taught in schools are also planned, New voter suppression laws are being created at a record pace by all 50 states and are on course to have them in place before weeks end..
Special interests too have joined the Historic Unity, People of colour are outraged at an all white ticket, LGBT calling a gay woman couple and a white male family sharing the white house residence is unacceptable on every level...Women's rights advocates say Manchin is making Cheney subservient..
And,,,Cheney and Manchin have truly united this country's institutions,, The AG has given DOJ lawyers all latitude needed and are combing through the candidates history and business dealings with the FBI doing its own investigation....The Defense dept has said it will drop their long standing stance of Apoliticalness...IRS officials have all tax returns needed and are expected to build a case...The CIA is assumed to have dark ops ongoing but will not publicly disclose the scope or depth sighting on going operations key to national security...
Qanon is said to working feverishly on a new conspiracy theory and members say they will remain fluid in their content as opportunity presents itself..
A joint announcement has been released telling the American people to celebrate the end of gridlock. A unified country has come to fruition....Your government is now firing on all cylinders...A national holiday is even planned with the name of Bipartisan Day or Unity Day when a given date is agreed on, neither the name or date is said to be a point of contention, agreement on the two issues is not expected to be a problem in this new atmosphere..
We have Cheney and Manchin to thank, hatred for the two has turned to Unity for a nation on the brink. Although historians are quick to mention no record of this event will be kept, maybe a couple of fictional essays loosely based on this event will be written and may possibly be put out to quell any academic concerns.
The Union has been saved in the most unlikeliest of ways!
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