Not me Mmmmary, I think you're a sweetie.
As for being in jail, I guess I'm a sucker for babes. All I did was invite the Literary Queen to dine, wine and a good time and that got me in the slammer. I guess asking that broad out on a date is a CRIME. No wonder she's so uptight.
Your Sweetie,
Vinny
PS - Nice thing about IHUB jail is they allow conjugal visits. ;^)