Even the Literary Queen is beautiful deep down inside. Tell you what, Matt, how about I invite her to a fancy restaurant and a few bottles of red wine. I think that will bring out the sweetness in her. And if I smooth talk her who knows, maybe I can brag about waking up with a queen.
Oh my God, Matt, I just realized that the comment about "waking up with a queen" in my last post might be misconstrued. Some people might interpret it as waking up with one of them funny fellas (not that there's anything wrong with that).