Replies to post #14 on 'Safe' Money Investments

[nitetrak]

Retirement Planning...

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines
stock you would have $49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the
aluminum recycling REFUND, You would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan