Yes Put him on a field in an American football game - I don't think he would be able to play either European or American style of football ever again. Can some say Crunch.........Bang...............Snap(leg).............Twist(neck)................Whoa Whoah WHAO WHOAAAAAA ( that's the coroner's wagon coming to get his body!
I have to say, I hate soccer. I think of it as people running a marathon in a hallway. Now football, well thats a different story. Bears 137, Seattle..................3.