BlackOps - I'm with you and I mentioned to another poster that 'any publicity is good publicity' (as idiotic as that piece was, as everyone has commented). Once someone does even superficial DD, they'll come to realize they've stumbled upon a bag of money. Weak hands will serve strong hands and time will be tell the truth.
I'm thinking a paid freelancer that had connects to be able publish such a comical article. Surprised it didn't make it into the Comic relief section, (if WSJ has one)!