BTW, we have 17 inmates in the Jailhouse who have been living off of us for over a year ready to be fried. Your decision, of course.
When is the next Fryday? I know you need to have fun but, these people are costing us money in maintenance. We do have to consider the Jailhouse Food Budget you know. Spam ain't cheap.
I have tomorrow off and have a particular poster I want to fry. (It's not hollen, although I would love to)
If you are going to be tied up with your fried pickle waitress at frytime tomorrow you need to leave the keys to the frypot with your trusty ASSistant.