OMG, what is this, like the Ump-teenth-Time da-World is Ending Over-night as the Futures, what was that word again, Cratered, remember on the 4th of June when Spy, dat word again, Cratered in the afternoon hours, down to 309.08(that's a riddle, that 309.08 thingy dat is, LOL), and da-Boyz Jammed dat puppy into the close to close at 311.36(hmmm, is that another riddle, interesting), ONLY to Open the Next day at 317.23(are you F-ing kidding me, how many riddles must must one solve, sigh), and posted a HOD of 321.27(Holy Mother of... this can NOT be happening, well, AGAIN), whasn't dat kinda-Special, LOLOLOLOL...
I think da-Deva supposedly bought some ES futures thingies(that evening), last minute to save her Port from blowing Up(what a fortuitous event btw, like selling her calls, what was it, Lunch time 2day because of Boredom or sumptin like dat, LOL), simply amazing how so many play-r's get out even in the last second, hmmm, very interesting...
Anywho, might be feeling like, well, Ground-Hog day as all these riddles get solved and said numbers pop-back-UP on da-Screen, or NOT, really don't care either way, you know, being that we'll recover as we always do because that's what we do, Right????
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