Bush .."....All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-president, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. ..
Bush .."..ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS: I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America". .."
No, we aren't actually. We are mean, rotten people bent on enslaving simple minded folks in the Sharia law so you can never go bowling and drink lite beer again! We hate you and wish you'd die a terrible, horrific death at the hands of the Grand Ayatollah Bran Muffin...