If you were out on the trail and missed today's market news, you'd better sit down...
And whatever you do, DO NOT LOOK AT YOUR 401(k)!
pulk |p?lk| (also pulka |'p?lk?| )
noun
a type of sled without runners, pulled by a person or dog and used especially to transport equipment and supplies: on days with no wind, a team of ten dogs pulled the pulk.