Uuuhhhh Hockmir, that is sooo sweeet! Thanks for noticing me! No. Not paid to be here but you'd have to pay to keep me away. Being here provides for MANY laughs throughout the day by pumpers, just like you, who can't accept the reality of the situation. With all sincerity, I thank you for the comic relief you have provided to my otherwise mundane office space existence between 9 and 5. Cheers!
Can't wait to see what you unscrupulous spin doctors have planned for today in your never ending quest to sucker new blood in so you can have some help holding up those incredibly heavy bags. Lots of laughs a comin', I'm sure.
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