Oh, the Treasury, has had four Secretaries And they’ve all been thieves in the night; A bazooka had Hanky Panky Said he’d keep it out of sight
But when that shark bit with his teeth, dear Boards of Directors lost their heads Fancy Accounting methods were used To say the GSEs were in the red
Taxpayers flew them to an eclipse With Hermé and bags of Gooch Someone's stealin' every quarter Could that someone be Steve the Nooch?
The Reserves, ha, against losses Every Quarter just a’ droppin' on down Oh, the money’s just for protection Five'll get ya ten old Hanky's back in town
Did 'ja hear 'bout Bobby Corker, retiring With a hundred million cash And the Nooch sweeps every quarter Is our Treasury doin' somethin' rash?
Now Hanky Panky, oh, oh, yeah, Timmie Geithner oh, and old Jackie Lew The Reserves will drop to zero What’s the Treasury…gonna do…?