This is marvelous!
Now, not only do you sit and hand out judgement about people's stock choices, now you are also providing career advice.
Such a wise and versatile master of all things great and wonderful.
Let me give you some advice. Your wit is your greatest asset. the thng is, the first time you use it, you are a wit. the second time, you become a half wit. And after that, you just become a nit-wit.
So why don't you quit now, while you're still ahead.
(wait...you're still a head? What did you do with the rest of you?)