To be a plumber that works on buildings below sea level takes a special kind of laborer. One that can work a whole career and not realize that shit doesn't run uphill.
He denies that methane is a global warming gas, because he is addicted to sniffing it and worries about his supply being cut off.
He cheers for white supremacists because the Klan is the only group that will allow him to join, other than the plumber's union which shares an office with them. which he hates because they raised his salary and he is suspect of anyone helping the working man, he prefers his salary to be lower to please his republican heroes.
He is so "off" that as a child, priests wouldn't even molest him.
He lives in fear of going to the doctor and finding out that his blood type is AOC.
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