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[blackhawks]

Because yeah, aliens who can construct a space craft to travel light years with the specific purpose of harvesting morons from our pebble would be unable to deal with metal in clothing or to prepare a sign...'please remove bras and pants with zippers before boarding space craft.'

Some of Martin's followers quit their jobs and sold their property, expecting to be rescued by a flying saucer when the continent split asunder and a new sea swallowed much of the United States. The disciples even went so far as to remove brassieres and rip zippers out of their trousers—the metal, they believed, would pose a danger on the spacecraft.

Also, the would be space travelers missed this episode....