And Obama thought it might make Republicans finally make some kind of deal on immigration. Obama's problem was always that he thought he was dealing with honorable humans when he was really dealing with the syphilitic whores and deranged weasel-fuckers of the GOP, and those craven cocks were only there to piss on anything Obama wanted. Obama tried to get Republicans to devote more resources to processing people at the border and at ports of entry, but, well, Republicans.
Honestly, Obama should have called me. I could have told him he was trying to deal with evil motherfuckers who don't give a rat's ass about this country. #climatechange