Replies to post #60088 on Savvy Trades and Investments

[gilead23]

I think I’m just the most awesomest

At the beginning of December I went triple short the s&p. In January I switched and went triple long. This can all be confirmed based on my post from February second.


I was an early investor in google. In fact I suggested Sergey Brin use Markov chains in his search algorithm. He really appreciated that.

Naturally I am up 7000% percent in my portfolio in just the past 4 months.

I also offer great DD to this board like that time I asked researcher “why is the sky blue” 14 times in just one day.

Of course that isn’t the only investigation I do. Sometimes I read a couple paragraphs of a CNBC article and then short stocks based on that. I mean seriously who would know more about say an aircraft manufacturer? An analyst with an aeronautical engineering degree and an MBA who spends 20 hours a week analyzing the stock and talks to management regularly or someone who read part of that one article on that one site? It’s really no contest.

When I’m not actively helping the board by wondering aloud why everyone else is so stupid I offer other services such as play by play calls of whatever I just bought. Sometimes I post price updates 72 times in a single day. Sportscasters can make millions doing play by play and I do it for FREE. Sometimes (ok well all the time) I complain loudly when my stock drops a nickel but this is yet more content for the board that of course you ingrates don’t appreciate. YOUR WELCOME!

Also this one time I helped invent the bubba gump shrimp company and met Richard Nixon. Jenny still never wanted to sleep with me but she had kind of been an asshole anyway after she went on that drug fueled bender and almost killed her self. Also she had shitty stock picks.

For all that I offer I feel unloved and unappreciated and everyone refuses to tell me what I do that is so over the top obnoxious. It’s almost as if there is a conspiracy to silence my brilliance. Is it jealousy? Fear? I’m not sure but many of the great men have experienced such rejection from their lessers.

Galileo
Copernicus
Napoleon
Mussolini
Lindsay Lohan

Someday I will be elevated to the status of these great men where I deserve to be.

Signed sincerely,
A confused picked on misunderstood genius

#withfish

[zenvesting]

OT: Wade is why I stopped looking and participating here, it's exhausting "wading" through so many posts of minute by minute analysis of broad market noise and empty idioms and revisionist story-telling. I have given up on trying to find anything of interest or value here anymore. If I was interested in any of this, I would turn the idiot box on to Jim Cramer Mad Money nonsense.

Wade should get his own board, he posts disproportionately more posts about stuff no one else seems to care about or respond to and has destroyed the value of what we used to have as the core group of people from the Value Microcaps board.

I think there's a core group of investors here who are still microcap investors and interested in in-depth analysis of individual companies and opportunities.

Now I search through the post histories of the few members I have member marked, but think we could have a more robust conversation if someone would limit tho posting of nonsense.