oh,...and like your the adult here on the thread,...are you our chaporone ?,...
that's so kind of you to take your time out from family to get our act together,...
your word for the day is
ILLUSION,..used in a sentence
I, phyllostachys, am living in denial and ILLUSION.
repeat,...
good boy,...
repeat again as necessary.
and in your case, most likely the remainder of the nite.