A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the
equipment arrived when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on
himself first.
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment,
turned on the switch and
everything else was automatic.
Soon, he
realized that the equipment provided him with much more pleasure
than his
wife did. When the fun was over, though, he quickly realized that
he
couldn't remove the instrument from his 'member'.
He read the manual but
didn't find any useful information on how to
disengage himself. He tried
every button on the instrument, but still
without success.
Finally,
he decided to call the supplier's Customer Service Hot Line with
his cell
phone (Thank god for cell phones!).
"Hello, I just bought a milking
machine from your company. It works
fantastic, but how do I remove it from
the cow's udder?"
"Don't
worry," replied the customer service rep,
"The machine will release
automatically once it's collected two gallons."
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