Here's a funny joke from one of those e.dig buddies you've been hearing so much about.
A cop was patrolling at night in a well-known spot for "parking."
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light on. He gets closer
to the car and sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a
computer magazine and a young woman on the rear seat, knitting.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
knocks at the window. The young man lowers his window...
"Yes, officer?" says the young man.
"What are you doing?" says the cop.
"Well, isn't it obvious?" I'm reading a magazine... Pointing towards
the young woman, the cop says: And her, what is she doing? The
young man shrugs: "I believe she's knitting a pullover..." The cop is
totally confused. A young couple alone in a car at night... and nothing
obscene is happening!
"What's your age, young man?" inquires the cop."
I'm 25, sir..."
"And her, what's her age?"
The young man checks his watch and says: She'll be 18 in 12 minutes......
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