LAST PART: No, actually I go around first classl looking for men reading WSJ and proceed to tell then about this stock I am in....they nod and give the appropriate oooh awww....";so you read the WSJ?". they ask..."AAPL, REV, LUV (insult), GOOG" ..."no sir SLJB...a lumber company in Canada building in Dubai and 'wink wink' I know the CEO"..."no one believes me but we text message each other and I only have 13,000 shares at .12!"...The passenger then donates me his Baron, IBD or WSJ...anything...(Here .take it! Just leave....! And I ask, "but dont you want to see the deals we are getting in Egypt, Munich, CA, USA, Iraq and Lebanon..we will rebuild it! and our financials are coming out any day"
Thing is that as absurd as it sounds, its real...that is what is so funny to me...Why would they believe a blonde female flight attendant? (we are all 90% female, just that 35% of us GIRLS, appear to have facial hair and masculine bodies with a fetish for gossip. hair styles and fashion) A blonde anything? We are suppoed to be doing crosswords, suduko (sp) or hoarding National Enquirers and Star magaizines we are too embarrassed to be seen purchasing in public so we scavage after the passengers deplane and fight over their tabloids left behind....but noooo not me...I am going to find that article in the biz section about SJB,,,,no one fights me for it except the pilots and straight male flight attendants...I win most the time.
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