first off how do they know that the pit bull wasn't a consenting dog?
Second don't tell Derf as I think he was going to change his vacation from Thailand where he normally ( I know I should use that word and derf in the same sentence) goes to the state of Washington. I don't think he knows they changed the law.
BTW, how bad must their marriage have been for the wife to immediately grab a camera phone to take a picture? Wouldn't you think her first reaction would be to ask what the heck he was doing?