Stock H.O.G. How I found out about SLJB REALLY!
Do you want the truth or an out and out parody lie.
The truth is Benzealer2 and Corvette Mark roped me into SLJB without much DD on my part. Those wraskely rabbits.. Thanks guys.
The out and out parody lie is Jim Bishop and Janice Shell were eating at a road side diner when I stopped to see what stock advice I could get from a road side diner. Sure enough they had a sign saying STOCK Advice .35 cents an hour.
I knew I couldn't listen for that long so I gave them .05 for just a quick hot tip and they told me whatever I did not to buy SLJB. Well here I is filthy, filthy...you thought I was going to say rich..No I got filthy cause I had to crawl under the car and get my .05 where they threw it after not coughing up the full .35 cents for a full hour of their stock tips.
As I was walking away they started saying they would even toss out some not to buy for free...The wind was blowing hard but I think they said not to buy SPRL,NDOL,CDCH,MDMN,PANNF. Oh and then the funniest thing. They ran after my car and kept shouting abput that new fangled company....ENRON.
Best to you sir
Brent
All names in this parody were changed to protect the innocent. Jim Bishop is really Janet Shell and Janet Shell is really Jim Bishop. If they resemble each other it is because they are absolutely no relation to each other. Although they do eat at the same greasy spoon road side diner on occasion.
And they do give out free stock advice to help those poor lost souls that Jesus has not had the opportunity to save from their grasp.